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Mar-A-Lago Assistant Manager Wondering If Anyone Coming To Collect Nuclear Briefcase From Lost And Found
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Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books
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School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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New Ford F-450 Comes With Shotgun In Case Truck Doesn’t Kill Pedestrian On Impact
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