This includes an inexpensive rolling duffel bag perfect for your next weekend getaway – you'll be able to comfortably pack 19 dresses, 18 pairs of shoes, and every lipstick you have ever owned inside.

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.

HOUSE NO. 2 HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED, DEBRA!

These people should never cook again.

We're here, we're queer, and FFS we really want inclusive sex ed.

Go ahead, waste some time with these.

Some people are clever AF, man.

They're even scarier because they're real...

You've got to hear the one with the dog food.

Those first few minutes of Up RUINED me.

This should be easy because there are so many to choose from!

Gently tuck the tags of their friends' shirts back in if they notice them sticking out.

THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!!!!!!!!

Nothing hurts more than a straightener burn.

Just sit back, relax, and tell me what you see...

Less stress, less mess, more eating.

Guaranteed to shave off a few I.Q. points.

Do you remember your first kiss? How about the first time someone catcalled you while you were walking down the street?